Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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