i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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