we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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