She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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