are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Success! We fucked roommates!
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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