the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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