I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
