im drinking this country out of the recession.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
i out mim tonsoeep
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