He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
false alarm. still invincible.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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