I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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