? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
