NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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