Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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