Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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