new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Randomize
