i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
two words...techno handjob
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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