"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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