Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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