Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm at about main and main street
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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