id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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