I bet he comes in French.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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