Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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