I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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