So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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