is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I need to wash the frat house off of me
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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