I'm jealous of your bromance
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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