in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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