goodnight i made you a song goodbye
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
