So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
