I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
