who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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