is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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