Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i barfeds in our rink
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
as a side note pls kill me
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