i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Randomize
