All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Randomize
