do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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