I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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