I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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