Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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