problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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