i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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