i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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