The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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