If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I just want to make out with him forever
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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