gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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