I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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