So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
