if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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