Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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