If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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