That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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