I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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